Mother's Day

So today's Mother's Day.

And I'm currently attempting and failing to impress my word document by not really doing much of my PSYC2081 assignment.

But No Fear, Shakespeare (no this is not subliminal advertising because I work in a bookstore and I spent a majority of my time cleaning the shelves because I'm a madwoman when the books are out of order. Like seriously the education section was not a good look at all today. And NAPLAN is next week kiddos shouldn't you prepare earlier? But that's okay. Because I'm here to help you kiddies. Like helping Ethan make a crocodile. Or a house out of lego)

But anywhoo, I thought it was fitting that its mothers day and I'm doing my assignment about the "Effects of oxytocin on recollections of maternal care and closeness". See the link? Harhar I'm in an incredibly blabbing mood atmo and I feel like everything is just spewing everywhere but hey I deserve to blabber right? Gosh this is turning into quite a long blub. Flub. Nub.

Okay so I've been reading this hilarious blog "The Man Repeller" (sorry I don't know how to hyperlink cos I'm a fool (Gosh Annie why don't you just link it. But alas, it is done! I learnt something new (oh dear I wrote knew) on blogger woohoo! Partay time!). I think I have too many parenthesis or whatever but I feel too blind and its confusing me. I know whats coming soon nooooo... However, this chick... She's freaking hilarious.

I thought I'd end this crazy wave of mine with an incredibly flattering and appealing photo of me (gosh how narcissistic do I sound). Why can't I be as elegant and refined as my mother? I was just shovelling my face with fabulous food and lemon soju (damn that shit is good) all night. I should take her to korean bbq next time too. Which reminds me. I need to learn from my mum... Perhaps I should start from learning to cook her darn awesome recipes. Instead of taking her out to eat hoho.

Nah.